Gennutt is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic rat.

Gennutt created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gennutt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gennutt, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gennutt's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gennutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Hide from pink goats for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.