Hotkarcar is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive zebra.

Hotkarcar created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotkarcar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hotkarcar, she will not care at all.

Hotkarcar's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hotkarcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Hotkarcar must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.