Fagfubsat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witty hamster.

Fagfubsat created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagfubsat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fagfubsat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fagfubsat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fagfubsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near eagles.

2. You must pray to Fagfubsat eight times a day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Never wear black tights.