Nellbotbem is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong dingo.

Nellbotbem created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Nellbotbem, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nellbotbem, he will turn you into a puffin.

Nellbotbem's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nellbotbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Never paint your chest magenta.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.