Bomstancet is a god.

It takes the form of a large, amazing wombat.

Bomstancet created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomstancet, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bomstancet, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bomstancet's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bomstancet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide if three turtles approach from the north.