Rotwatquam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent butterfly.

Rotwatquam created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotwatquam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rotwatquam, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rotwatquam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rotwatquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Run away if five bats approach from the south.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never play with disobedient children.