Sterarf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain scorpion.

Sterarf created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sterarf, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterarf, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sterarf's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sterarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never sit near voles.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sterarf.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.