Himgigsid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, stupid crocodile.

Himgigsid created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himgigsid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Himgigsid, it will turn you into a worm.

Himgigsid's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Himgigsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must love Himgigsid.

5. Never talk about fire.