Vegbitmegapp is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, blissful wyrm.

Vegbitmegapp created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Vegbitmegapp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vegbitmegapp, he will turn you into a frog.

Vegbitmegapp's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vegbitmegapp's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never play with disobedient children.