Dosslibomin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart lion.

Dosslibomin created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosslibomin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dosslibomin, it will ignore you.

Dosslibomin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dosslibomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.