Hensafdon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-assured goblin.

Hensafdon created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hensafdon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hensafdon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Hensafdon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hensafdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Always obey Hensafdon's priests.