Bamgunfun is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain rhinoceros.

Bamgunfun created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamgunfun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bamgunfun, she will torture you forever.

Bamgunfun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bamgunfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Retreat if seven horses approach from the south.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help mice.

5. Never look at comets.