Nibdunpan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, wise goose.

Nibdunpan created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibdunpan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nibdunpan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nibdunpan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nibdunpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black trousers.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Never talk about gravity.