Vabbestnat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent fly.

Vabbestnat created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabbestnat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vabbestnat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vabbestnat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vabbestnat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Vabbestnat on top of all buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vabbestnat.

5. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.
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