Jansidnel is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-knowing hyena.

Jansidnel created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jansidnel, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jansidnel, it will turn you into a rock.

Jansidnel's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Jansidnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never paint your head mauve.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat pineapples.