Fidbisspignill is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage hedgehog.

Fidbisspignill created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbisspignill, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fidbisspignill, she will turn you into a mole.

Fidbisspignill's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fidbisspignill's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not cook food in pots.