Cidvilsanflisjadsit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating wasp.

Cidvilsanflisjadsit created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Cidvilsanflisjadsit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cidvilsanflisjadsit, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cidvilsanflisjadsit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cidvilsanflisjadsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near squirrels.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think about comets.