Dibtigvid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish lobster.

Dibtigvid created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dibtigvid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dibtigvid, he will turn you into a frog.

Dibtigvid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dibtigvid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shave your legs.