Homwodweg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered ant.

Homwodweg created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Homwodweg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Homwodweg, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Homwodweg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Homwodweg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the south.

2. Never jump in the presence of aardvarks.

3. Homwodweg loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away from pink dogs, for they are unholy.