Tagminfen is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, weak lion.

Tagminfen created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagminfen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tagminfen, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tagminfen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tagminfen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.