Henflykan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow dryad.

Henflykan created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henflykan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Henflykan, he will destroy your home planet.

Henflykan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Henflykan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. You must pray to Henflykan four times a day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.