Ripyatpas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful faun.

Ripyatpas created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Ripyatpas, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ripyatpas, it will curse you with boils.

Ripyatpas' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ripyatpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect your elders.