Mispasdot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident wombat.

Mispasdot created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Mispasdot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mispasdot, he will turn you into a slug.

Mispasdot's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Mispasdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Worship no other gods but Mispasdot.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.