Dundabjarngunzimyoklan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, strong eagle.

Dundabjarngunzimyoklan created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dundabjarngunzimyoklan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dundabjarngunzimyoklan, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dundabjarngunzimyoklan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dundabjarngunzimyoklan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Erect nine lead sculptures of Dundabjarngunzimyoklan on top of important buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.