Sit is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, selfish coyote.

Sit created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sit, she will be very unhappy.

Sit's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Sit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to music.