Gomligvig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic camel.

Gomligvig created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Gomligvig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gomligvig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gomligvig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gomligvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not take Gomligvig's name in vain.

4. Run away if seven eagles approach from the west.

5. Do not commit murder.