Jopdindapfon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish hare.

Jopdindapfon created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopdindapfon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jopdindapfon, it will destroy your home planet.

Jopdindapfon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jopdindapfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not stand on grass.