Bungofbit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omniscient faun.

Bungofbit created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bungofbit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bungofbit, she will come to you in dreams.

Bungofbit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bungofbit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Never look at galaxies.