Yomfarngup is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid coyote.

Yomfarngup created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Yomfarngup, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yomfarngup, he will turn you into a duck.

Yomfarngup's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yomfarngup's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Yomfarngup's priests.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.