Cepmitmut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage pigeon.

Cepmitmut created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepmitmut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cepmitmut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cepmitmut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cepmitmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Do not covet oxen.