Rapnuthamrakmabflabpan Loopsidjat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective sheep.

Rapnuthamrakmabflabpan Loopsidjat created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapnuthamrakmabflabpan Loopsidjat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rapnuthamrakmabflabpan Loopsidjat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rapnuthamrakmabflabpan Loopsidjat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rapnuthamrakmabflabpan Loopsidjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.