Xuckcubpak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional tapir.

Xuckcubpak created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckcubpak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuckcubpak, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xuckcubpak's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Xuckcubpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Retreat if three snails approach from the south.

3. You must pray to Xuckcubpak six times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.