Jipgepsigsat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying dove.

Jipgepsigsat created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jipgepsigsat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jipgepsigsat, she will turn you into a mouse.

Jipgepsigsat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jipgepsigsat's Holy Commandments

1. Jipgepsigsat loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.