Bigbugtailzag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic dog.

Bigbugtailzag created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigbugtailzag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigbugtailzag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bigbugtailzag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bigbugtailzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Never paint your hands brown.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help nematodes.