Pomgodkop is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent gnu.

Pomgodkop created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomgodkop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomgodkop, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pomgodkop's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pomgodkop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not take Pomgodkop's name in vain.

3. Hide if five ducks approach from the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pomgodkop on top of all buildings.