Fadcubrap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonest dragon.

Fadcubrap created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcubrap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadcubrap, she will turn you into a goat.

Fadcubrap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fadcubrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fadcubrap.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
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