Saslidyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, generous dolphin.

Saslidyatt created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saslidyatt, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Saslidyatt, he will refuse to believe in you.

Saslidyatt's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Saslidyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.