Jenmapbat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic grasshopper.

Jenmapbat created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Jenmapbat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jenmapbat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jenmapbat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jenmapbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never hurt porpoises.