Gad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical wasp.

Gad created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never run in the presence of mice.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.