Inghonfet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, flying cobra.

Inghonfet created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Inghonfet, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Inghonfet, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Inghonfet's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Inghonfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.