Rawot Jamlarndam is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish gerbil.

Rawot Jamlarndam created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawot Jamlarndam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawot Jamlarndam, she will turn you into a plant.

Rawot Jamlarndam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rawot Jamlarndam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rawot Jamlarndam.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

5. Retreat if nine voles approach from the west.