Bognil is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient mongoose.

Bognil created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Bognil, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bognil, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bognil's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bognil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide if eight doves approach from the east.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away from blue aardvarks, for they are unholy.