Ortlipbim is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust wyrm.
Ortlipbim created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in Ortlipbim, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Ortlipbim, she will destroy your home solar system.
Ortlipbim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Ortlipbim's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about asteroids.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.