Neljathap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive cat.

Neljathap created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Neljathap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Neljathap, it will turn you into a mouse.

Neljathap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Neljathap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Neljathap.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Always help sick ants.

5. Do not eat figs.