Hinbopbadgess is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unjust mongoose.

Hinbopbadgess created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbopbadgess, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hinbopbadgess, he will jump up and down on your head.

Hinbopbadgess' most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hinbopbadgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hinbopbadgess on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. You must love Hinbopbadgess.