Gudbag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent meerkat.

Gudbag created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gudbag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gudbag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gudbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.