Yodkon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, staggering troll.

Yodkon created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yodkon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yodkon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yodkon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Yodkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not take Yodkon's name in vain.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Fast once a month.