Pigmotbell is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome raccoon.

Pigmotbell created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigmotbell, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pigmotbell, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pigmotbell's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pigmotbell's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never feed peanuts to sheep while wearing cyan skirts.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never play with disobedient children.