Govtammob is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, narcissistic lion.

Govtammob created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Govtammob, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Govtammob, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Govtammob's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Govtammob's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear shoes.