Pongupquill is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless rhinoceros.

Pongupquill created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pongupquill, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pongupquill, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pongupquill's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pongupquill's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan capybaras for they are unholy.

2. Always help monkeys in need.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never write about asteroids.